IQ test

IQ Test


A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,
and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the
robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts
talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves
him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna
vote for the Liberals again?"

Unknown source, Dec. 2006